Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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