i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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