is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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