The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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