redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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