Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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