is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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