i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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