Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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