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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I love you. Go after that dick
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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