You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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