Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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