HIV tests are more positive than that guy
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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