Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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