Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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