oh god the rape fog is back!
too bad you live with your parents still
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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