It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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