i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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