do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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