I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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