The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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