who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
