Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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