Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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