No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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