did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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