dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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