Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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