We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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