i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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