I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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