pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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