Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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