I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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