Im at strip club and am horny
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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