She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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