windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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