Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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