i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Still dying that you shit outside
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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