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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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