Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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