I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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