He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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