It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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