It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I love how my cats smell like pot.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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