the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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