used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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