Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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