Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no you cant smoke seaweed
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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