I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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