Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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