no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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