i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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