wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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