so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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