I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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