her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
